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Friday 1st December is a National Drunkendancistan holiday. It is the day we celebrate many things (we are nothing if not efficent drinkers and dancers). It is the anniversary date of the day when our illustrious leader returned to alcohol, to be forever more celebrated by all of humankind!

I give you BEER. This is El Presidentes first sip of Guinness in a MONTH:



It is also, coincidentally, the day we celebrate the birth of Judge Ultimo the First, our slightly biased silly contest decider. Some people know her as Sinéad, some as Little Miss Punchalot. She is excellent at avoiding cameras, but here she is anyways! Drinking what is one of the staples in the diet of any true Citizen, Corona with Lime.



There is a lot of respect in Drunkendancistan for beards, so we threw that into the mix. Here the General turns towards St. James Gate in prayer. God Bless Arthur.



It is also a massive celebration because it is in the same week that the Ambassador for Mehico and the Gossiping Gypsy bought their tickets to leave Drunkendancistan to travel on an epic trip around the world. In some ways it's a missionary expedition, as they will be spreading the good word of Drunkendancistan far and wide. Although knowing both of them, there won't be anything truly missionary about it in a puritan sense. The harlots. Here they are rocking out hardcore style in celebration! Although technically it looks like Jeannine is raving...




In this photo a certain Lady Sandra of Worthington Woods shows how to start a night out. Giving thanks to the Lord of Alcohol! THANK YOU BABY ARTHUR THANK YOU is what she cried out.



The ever elusive Mary Bo-peep turned up to show us some sweet dance moves. I was trying to learn that B-52 song, TAKE A STEP TO THE LEFT AND THEN A JUMP TO THE RIGHT et cetera. I tried to add a few SPECIAL PULP FICTION moves in and it was not appreciated oh no not one bit. I was nearly murdered for "tainting the dance". :-(



Now we come to the Dark Ones. The Wicked Witch of the Forest and the Shadowlord of the Shadows. Also known as Roisin and Orla(gh?). These guys are super evil even though they dance like there is no tomorrow. They are also El Presidentes bodyguards of doom, so do not trifle with them!

Here the The Wicked Witch tells me exactly what she thinks of me... :-(



And here the Shadowlord just appeared beside me, with a smile on her face and a knife in my ribs, because I gave El Presidente a dirty look! WATCH OUT WORLD.



The Minister of the Interior and Stuff was on a fact finding mission for some of the night with a whole laboratory in her pursuit of fun. When she turned up, though, she wasted no time at all in taking to the dance floor with Red Panda! Red Panda is like a power-up for the Minister I think. Here she was dancing SO FAST that I couldn't take a normal photo! WHOOOOOOSH it was like.



Things started to go crazy then. Red Panda started to thieve drinks. El Presidente was "seeing UFOs indoors". (She was drinking water at this point guys).





It was at then, just when the night was spiralling out of control, that El Presidente's security team stepped in. My camera was confiscated for the rest of the night :-(
I know I'm the General you guys, but I had left my crack Rangers unit at home and had no weapons. And there was NO WAY I would have won a dance-off... Or not even a drink-off. I HAD NO CHOICE! I did get this last photo of The Wicked Witch "asking" me for the camera...



All in all it was a great night I think. Yes. A great great night!

Happy belated Fri-beer-birth-beard-booked-day!