Our Presidente has a great sense of humour which is why the people like her so very much. She has been quiet of late, choosing to not drink for the month of November but Friday sees the return of El Presidente to full form. She is a wine conisseur, likes a good pint of Guinness or 5, won't drink just any beer and makes a mean cosmo. Dancing? well theres only one better in the whole of Drunkendancistan. Signature move...like a CAT!!!
Minister for the Interior and stuff
Second in command and best dancer in the 'Stan, Tonto makes sure the daily running of country and also ensure at least one person is the country is drunk and/or dancing. She will drink just about anything, except cider, but in particular loves beer. Loves beer. Beers in big glasses. Glasses so big she can hardly hold them sometimes and maybe sometimes might drop them. Tonto was born dancing.
The General
The Baron is responsible for the saftey welfare and general protection of Drunkendancistan, despite his attempted mutiny on the Presidente earlier this year while on a foreign affairs reconnaissance mission in Australia. He is a black belt in pinching and saluting. He drinks beer. Beer Beer beer. And is also partial to shots of pineapple juice. Hardcore. And dances at any given oppurtunity.
Ambassador for Mehico
Juanine is as religious as her home nation going to mass every Sunday. Taking days off work to go on holy days. Well this is what she tells her employers. As well as being ambassador to Mehico, she also dabbles in other international relations. She like beer but loves JD. Try and take it away from her and feel the wrath of JUANINE!! She doesn't dance much but thats ok....someone has to keep an eye on the bags.
Court Jester
Simon likes a sausage every now and then but is only just managing to use a knife and fork. He learned this while on a relations mission to Australia with the General. His drink of choice is Cider, apple or mixed berry as long as someone else is buying. His style of dancing is bopping, with some hand movement but only when the moment takes him. Like when CSS is playing.
Minister for Candy
Ms Lovebug Monks is always on the campaign trail, bringing sweets and chocolate to the people. She'll drink just about everything thats put in front of her, but her particualr favourite is wine. Red Wine. She used to be a Bulmers girl but soon came to her senses. She dances even when shes sleeping.
5 comments:
If it were possible there would be a fly-over (NO NOT A DO-OVER TONTO) as people read this post. Also fanfare?
Maybe!
ANTHEM SUGGESTIONS WELCOME.
lets make love and listen to death from above?
or maybe deceptacon
Let's Make Love and listen to Death From Above?!
Isn't it enough that one whole section of the IT Tallaght student body thought you were a SWINGER? (Not just Tonto by the by, her and all her ORGYTASTIC friends were thought of as such).
:-P
what happened here?....
I was singing
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