Wednesday, March 21, 2007

National News at Twelvty for Drunkendancestan

Robbery attempt made on El Presidente VisiVest





At the annual celebration of at the Minister for the Interior and stuffs birthday, an attempt was made by other members of the cabinet to rob and potentially destroy the Visivest of El Presidente herself. The attemptor, pictured here minus his beard, was none other than the General. He, late last year with the aid of the Court Jester, was convicted of treason when he tried to stage a coup for the power of Drunkendancestan.






He has denied even ever seeing the Visivest. But was witnessed by several members of the State trying to escape with it but explained he was merely "warming it up" for El Presidente.






Look how the Court Jester tries to shield his parner in crime as the General tries to escape with the visivest.
Both of them of course forgot that Visivests are meant to be seen. Ever diligent Perrine, a new recruit of the state, alerted authorities just in time.





The General pleaded guilty but very drunk and so charges were dropped by El Presidente in the name of Drunkness and Dancing.





Juanine gets a new hair do....





...but doesn't like it very much.

Minister for the Interior, Tonto, is always trying to encourage citizens to try new skills. So she put her money where her mouth is this week and tried her hand at hairdressing. Having successfully coloured washed and blowdried Mehican ambassador, Juanine's, hair, she proceeded to upstyle it, in 2 French Plaits. (It should be noted that Juanine pulled the shortest straw)

First one side. Notice the shine.

Juanine was not convinced of the obvious skills of the minister.


The end result. The Minister is pleased at herself and can tick another thing off the list of things shes good at.

1 comment:

Juanine said...

that was her hat....and u missed the windowsill EVERY TIME! useless...