Believe it or not the most premier of citizens of Drunkendancesstan were not always the most premier of citizens in Drunkendancesstan. Oh no. They were commoners like everyone else before the birth of this great nation.
Juanine started out as a chaffeur. But a passenger recognised the potential in the opioniated and angry Juanine and recruited her as a ninja. Which is where she met Tonto.
Tonto had not always been a ninja. She was also recruited by the same mysterious man!! He had spotted her singing in a dirty watering hole just off the canal. Her stage name was Crystal and it was her magical voice and sailor mouth that caught her eye.
It was in this same place that Tonto met Simon and the General. Both of them were there to pay their way through soldier school.They were called Gemini and were generally put on stage when the bar needed to be cleared at the end of the night.
The General also had a stint as a prize fighter. But he wasn't really any good. It was here that the General met El Presidente a fellow prize fighter. But she didnt last long. She retired soon after a humiliating defeat at the hands of Spongebob Squarepants. It was at this fight that El Presidente met Juanine...who being the juan of all trades that she is...was tryin her hand at paramedics.
And who was this mysterious ninja? Juanine and Tonto only knew him as Master. They did get a super ninja secret icture of him.
Over the years they all kept in touch. And as they say the rest is history. VIVE LA DRUNKENDANCESSTAN!!!!
5 comments:
GEMINI?
GEMINI?
I'd cut Tonto down to size with my prize fighting skills but she's already well below size being so tinchy.
THE PAST SHOULD STAY THERE
MASTER!?!?
Just how much is he paying u tonto?....
I like the part where there was drinking.
But only when u don't have to go to the bar....
SpongeBob is a fearless warrior! See how angry he looks...?
Or should that be crazy?
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