I'm Coming Out!...

We all have our little secrets that we like to keep to ourselves, but sometimes the secret gets out....It could be from the little things we think no one notices, but believe me, sometimes they're just too big to hide anymore.

And so it was with the drunkendancistanian that some of us like to call Master.....I was shocked when I first found out - I'm sure you will be too - but thinking back on it now, the sparkley boots should have given it away...

He fought so hard to keep it hidden, dedicating himself to a life of martial arts and becoming the BEST Ninja there could ever be, but alas, he could deny it no more...

It turns out the Master is no LADIES man, and now he even wears PINK!....

What they might have been!!??

Believe it or not the most premier of citizens of Drunkendancesstan were not always the most premier of citizens in Drunkendancesstan. Oh no. They were commoners like everyone else before the birth of this great nation.

Juanine started out as a chaffeur. But a passenger recognised the potential in the opioniated and angry Juanine and recruited her as a ninja. Which is where she met Tonto.

Tonto had not always been a ninja. She was also recruited by the same mysterious man!! He had spotted her singing in a dirty watering hole just off the canal. Her stage name was Crystal and it was her magical voice and sailor mouth that caught her eye.

It was in this same place that Tonto met Simon and the General. Both of them were there to pay their way through soldier school.They were called Gemini and were generally put on stage when the bar needed to be cleared at the end of the night.

The General also had a stint as a prize fighter. But he wasn't really any good. It was here that the General met El Presidente a fellow prize fighter. But she didnt last long. She retired soon after a humiliating defeat at the hands of Spongebob Squarepants. It was at this fight that El Presidente met Juanine...who being the juan of all trades that she is...was tryin her hand at paramedics.

And who was this mysterious ninja? Juanine and Tonto only knew him as Master. They did get a super ninja secret icture of him.

Over the years they all kept in touch. And as they say the rest is history. VIVE LA DRUNKENDANCESSTAN!!!!